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02

Jul

indieduckie:

No I’m not following the World Cup tournament. The last time I cared about a special Cup, Cedric Diggory died.

rainsfell:

how do i get over someone who i never dated

emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

cokeflow:

god mom check my FAQ

(Source: violet--crumble)

mexicanest:

reading the first question on a test
image

(Source: mexicanest)

wisped:

wisped:

What do you call someone who is obsessed with the moon

a lunatic

sicknymph:

indiedrone:

fullblownpanic:

americanhorrorstoryforreal:

fiona-supreme-of-my-heart:

fullblownpanic:

indiedrone:

but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian


same

Jesus

I bet those two are couple now..

I’m gay

me too

sicknymph:

indiedrone:

fullblownpanic:

americanhorrorstoryforreal:

fiona-supreme-of-my-heart:

fullblownpanic:

indiedrone:

but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian

same

Jesus

I bet those two are couple now..

I’m gay

me too

visiblecc1:

fuglypudding:

if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??

The elemelons

(Source: katemiddletons)

human:

lying liar. you’re lying.

Liar. You are lying.

(Source: human)