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Apr

foxxies:

I do homework the way guys fall in love with me - slowly, then not at all

ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

thefamilyassbutt:

odetoabird:

cumber-bitches:

cazastrophic:

cumber-bitches:

how come nobody got pregnant at hogwarts? i mean come on, surely there was some unprotected hanky panky going on there.

Wizardry.

ahh, makes sense. 

fetus deletus

#I think you’ll find it was because Harry cock blocked everyone

iwanttosingabouttragedy:

I’ll never get tired of bad lip reading. I’m still wondering how their mouths are forming these words.

(Source: swaggy-surfer)

lost-princess-of-mirkwood:

Wait, is this…? I had never noticed this

(Source: mari-sokoli)

(Source: avatarwinchester)

penisparker:

people who demand “realistic” fanfics need to stop. i don’t read fanfic to see my otp fighting over taxes

biancacastellan:

But guys, look. Uncle Rick is planning on breaking our hearts again with this Untitled Norse Series .

biancacastellan:

But guys, look. Uncle Rick is planning on breaking our hearts again with this Untitled Norse Series .

Finchel Season 1 Social Networking Verson (tbc)

(Source: rachel-berry)

candyassgoth:

encores:

Completely Rational fears about baby Steve Rogers

I will always reblog